I’m in line at the grocery store and Malcolm Tucker is pointing a sonic screwdriver at me from the cover of TV guide and it’s creeping me out
Fuck that guy in the Hanes commercial I’ve seen about a million times. JUST LET HIM HAVE HIS FUCKING KITTEN SHIRT OK HE GOT IT OFF SKY MALL.
ok she def forgot about me the bra is coming off now
ugh fine i’ll just stay home and
cry watch the simpsons marathon i guess
I got all dressed up to go out but I think the girl who was supposed to text me to let me know where they ended up forgot about me and I don’t have her number :(
I miss living next to the banh mi place :(
I fell asleep on the couch and and had a stupid work dream and woke up fifteen minutes ago totally convinced that I still had tables waiting for food at 1:30 am