Beer + cold medicine probably won’t kill me, right?

I really need the cold medicine, but I also desperately need to drown my organic chem sorrows in lots and lots of alcohol.

I am going to take a nap on the third of my bed that isn’t covered with textbooks and flashcards while I wait for my cold medicine to kick in. I set three alarms this time. If that doesn’t work I’m literally dead.

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Well, I am a barista so yes that is literally true. Not much of a fortune, though.

I don’t understand how I have any followers at all

She took one look at me and was like “we’ll do it tomorrow”

I can honestly say that this is the only time that looking like death has helped me in any way.

I wish she hadn’t made me walk all the way over there though, I’m all sweaty and shaky now.

ugh she’s not gonna respomd. She’ll make me do it today and fail me and she’ll probably enjoy it.

Ok, I sent her an email because I am having a hard time staying upright and I really don’t want to have to walk over there if I can avoid it. 

I am trying to write an email but I just know she isn’t going to believe a word of it because she hates me. My only chance now is to show up, beg for mercy, and hope I sound pathetic enough that she takes pity on me.

I set two fucking alarms so I could get up early and work on my Italian oral but I slept through both of them and now I’m going to fail. Not like I can talk anyway, my throat is killing me.

zomgmouse replied to your post: I think I just invited two different people over…

This is the setup for a romantic comedy if ever I saw one.

Unless one of them is a murderer, then it’s just a double homicide. Or if they’re both murderers we could get a romantic comedy AND a murder.

Stress rash is spreading to my hips now. Come on, body, I already have a head cold, don’t you think that’s enough?

I think I just invited two different people over to buy the same table at the same time oops