I miss living next to the banh mi place :(
I fell asleep on the couch and and had a stupid work dream and woke up fifteen minutes ago totally convinced that I still had tables waiting for food at 1:30 am
Why are teenagers such terrible tippers? Don’t they learn percentages in school? By the time you’re able go out to restaurants without adult supervision you should really know that tipping $0.96 on a $38 bill and leaving the table totally trashed makes you an asshole.
Do not touch your server to get their attention, ok? Just don’t. Even if you’re in a hurry and they’re a little bit deaf. Also don’t make them stand there listening to your stupid jokes when they have a bunch of other tables to deal with and do not have time for your shit.
I wish somebody would bring me a pizza.
Just putting this out there in case somebody needs it.