February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Do you know the original creator of the bacon cat in space? Saw that you were one of the first people to blog the image...
thebookcoversproject asked: Love the accordion cover of "Take On Me" you just posted! Also, have you seen Shiny & The Spoon's acoustic cover of the same song? That's my long-time favorite, thought it sounds like almost a completely different song. If you look for it, though, go for the second hit on youtube that has video of them playing, I like it better than their "polished" version.
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alabasterfriendship answered your question: Last roommate drama post for a while, I promise:
The triple question marks are never a good idea. Unless you’re asking someone if they want Nutella or something and they hesitate.
Don’t judge me, bro
!!!
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Last roommate drama post for a while, I promise:
If you have slobby roommates who are never around and never wash their dishes or clean up the trash they leave on the kitchen counters, is it acceptable to leave a polite “please clean up after yourself” sort of note, or is that something that will get me on passiveaggressivenotes.com?
How about “please wash your dishes or I will pour gasoline on you and set you on...
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Dreams I Have Had About Doing Mundane Things With...
I shared a cab with Malcolm Tucker, but I got tired of listening to him shout at me so I put on my headphones and listened to Lana Del Rey on my iPod.
@Horse_ebook's most retweeted tweets (in order)
bradofarrell:
Worms – oh my god WORMS
“This is not acceptable!” I screamed as Kathy drowned
Is the dance floor calling? No
Ask your dumbass friends if they know of a reputable artist.
You re About To Discover A Career Opportunity Where You Will NEVER Be Laid
NO-ONE should have to go through what I did just to build a simple koi pond
Want to unlock the hidden doors of your inner being?...
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popartinferno asked: STOP FORGETTING YOU HAVE GREEK YOGURT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL AFTER IT'S EXPIRED. THAT SHIT ISN'T CHEAP.
Sometimes living here makes me feel like an anthropologist. I’m living among the college students to study them in their natural habitat and document their strange, douchey behavior.
My house smells like pot and frat boys.
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Anonymous asked: why do you say that post was a mistake
I’m really sick of having all the utilities in my name. Nobody gave me the right amount, despite the fact that I did the fucking math for them. Also, whoever ordered a bunch of terrible on demand movies is either too ashamed of their awful taste in movies to admit to it, or just fucking cheap and trying to stick me with the charges.
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Better uses for a dollar than a highlighted post:
light it on fire
put it in an envelope and send it to me
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ringmastergoldie replied to your post: Sarah isn’t protecting me from drunk tumbling like…
SHUT UP I’VE HAVE A BAD DAY AND WANT TO WATCH STUPID THINGS. ALSO STOP TUMBLING YOU ARE DRUNK.
Sarah isn’t protecting me from drunk tumbling like she promised she would, but it’s ok because I’m more sober than she is.
Proof: she is watching The Office several years after it stopped being relevant
realityshmality:
popartinferno:
realityshmality replied to your post: Last night I had a dream that I was taking a class…
Either that or never trust Benedict Cumberbatch for directions.
Also that.
But what if he has a really good sense of direction and he’s really proud of it and he hears that I’ve been spreading it around on the internet that he got me lost in a dream and then he hates me...
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realityshmality replied to your post: Last night I had a dream that I was taking a class…
Either that or never trust Benedict Cumberbatch for directions.
Also that.
But what if he has a really good sense of direction and he’s really proud of it and he hears that I’ve been spreading it around on the internet that he got me lost in a dream and then he hates me forever??????
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I wonder how many of my new followers are going to disappear in the next week when they realize that following me based on one post was a huge mistake? I’m guessing most of them. That always happens when I get a blue tag.
Last night I had a dream that I was taking a class about Benedict Cumberbatch (a bad choice, really, since it had nothing to do with art conservation, but I guess I couldn’t help myself) and I got lost on campus looking for the building. Benedict Cumberbatch showed up to help me find it, but he got me even more lost.
I’m not an expert on dreams or anything, but I’m pretty sure...
alabasterfriendship asked: Yes, I read it in a book. I don't think I could look past putting 'O'Reilly' or 'Shirley', as my first/middle/last names, so that if anybody around me ever said 'O rly', or, 'Surely', I could respond with either "O'Reilly actually", or 'Don't call me Shirley", as the situation warrants. Also, instead of...
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The finances page shows that my student loans were disbursed and the amounts are correct and there’s money left over, but the refund page says there’s no refund available. GIVE ME MY MONEY, BITCH.
Seriously, though, I have bills to pay and textbooks to buy.
My laptop situation is getting much worse, but it’s going to cost a whole month’s rent to get it fixed, so it’s not getting fixed.
;______;
January 2012
Clearly I underestimated how much tumblr likes cats and pizza.
Anonymous asked: the phenomenon in which someone's name influences their personality or career choices is known as nominative determinism. -Greyface
alabasterfriendship asked: Habby birfday stranger. Charles Dicken's wife once wrote under the name 'Lady Clutterbuck'.