Sometimes I click on the photobooth icon by mistake and if I don’t hit command+Q fast enough the window pops up and it’s kind of startling because I’m really pale and photobooth makes me look even paler so it’s like there’s a ghost version of me staring out from my computer screen.

I have a bruise on my thigh. I don’t remember how I got it. Yesterday it looked like a penis, but today it doesn’t.

It’s 4:08 PM and I am still in my pajamas

Spring break is the best

My roommate is having a loud argument with some guy downstairs, and I really want to go down there and ask them to shut the fuck up because it’s 2:30 in the fucking morning (and by the way, wash your fucking dishes, they’re starting to smell), but I hate confrontation and I’m really tired of being everybody’s mom.

I made a Jayne hat once, but the mouse that used to live in my house ate it. ;____;

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